Deciphering text language...

Now, you may think you know what LOL means. That is true. However, there are very many unknown meanings to very many... shortened-type-thingies. Here, I will list them.
(Ethan/Alibaba made this list with me at school.)

LOL = Lollypops Orienting Lions
Lemmings on lodge
Lexie overusing Lol
Lunging Ominous Lemurs

BRB= Buns' Running Buddies
Bunting Rick's Barbie
Brandon's Rough Bulls

Afk= A Freaking Kangaroo
And fred's Kettle
Apple's Funny kid
Arteries fuzzing Kievel

FYI = Funny Yams' Imagination
Freaking Yaks' Infrastructure
Fine Yummy Ice

UFO = Unidentified Flying Otter

IKR = Insecure Kangaroos Romping
Irresponsible Karrots Raging

DVD = Dumb Violin's Daddy

GTFO = Guns Thinking for Otto
Gay toilets freaking out

LMAO = Lemmings Marrying Ascots Other
Lame mice aiming onward

ROFL = Retards on flying llamas
Retarded Otters Flopping lazily

GTG = Greetings to Gandalf
Gandalf the Gay
Gandalf the Glamorous
Gandalf the Grazing
Gunners Thinking Glum

that was hilarious... at least miss rich didn't see the back side.